by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | sting, Uncategorized
Well, if these persons were smart they probably would have paid their child support to begin with. The added sting of the realization that they weren’t getting tickets makes this even better than if they had been swarmed as soon as they showed up.
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | rant, Uncategorized
Here’s a quick rant, so you should probably read this in an Andy Rooney voice. Though the persons at whom it is directed probably won’t know what an Andy Rooney voice sounds like, and I refuse to start it by saying, “Did you ever notice…”...
by funnymatt | Aug 4, 2011 | good times, Uncategorized
Not that anyone cares, but this episode of Good Times has a kid that gets the same surgery that I’ve had. I’m glad that when I had hearing loss they didn’t think I was retarded. I sure hope they charge that family less than they did me for the damn...
by funnymatt | Jul 27, 2011 | captain america, movie review, Uncategorized
Captain America is an interesting superhero. He is just a scrawny kid who by the use of science is transformed into a man that has superhuman strength, reflexes, and super goodness. Or at least that’s what I picked up watching the movie. It hearkens back to an...
by funnymatt | Jul 26, 2011 | kangaroo, Uncategorized
When you read a story about a kangaroo attacking an old woman, it’s begging to be shared. The best part:”Upon alighting from the car the kangaroo approached one of the officers, the kangaroo was aggressive and the officer had to deploy his capsicum spray...
by funnymatt | Jul 25, 2011 | creepy, howard stern, Uncategorized
This guy is really creepy. Really, really, creepy. Any teachers out there actually doing this?This is also why everyone should be listening to Howard Stern- you don’t get these interviews elsewhere.
