by funnymatt | Apr 21, 2011 | christopher reeve, superman, Uncategorized
While picking up a sandwich at my local Subway, I saw this in the parking lot:Here’s a close-up in case you can’t tell what that is:I have no idea what this signifies, unless it means that unless you wear tights and a cape while in a wheelchair that...
by funnymatt | Apr 20, 2011 | movie review, scre4m, Uncategorized
Bruce Dickinson really loves to yell “Scream for me” when on stage, and since Eddie is a horror staple, it’s practically kismet that it fits as the title for a movie review. I’ll make this review pretty simple- if you like horror movies, go see...
by funnymatt | Apr 19, 2011 | shows, stand-up, Uncategorized
Tonight, come see me in Corona at Dempsy’s at 9 PM:511 N. Main St.Corona, CA 92880The place gets a stellar 2 star rating on Yelp.com, and really, how can you pass that opportunity up? Here’s a quote from Yelp user Bryce C:Most of the people that show up...
by funnymatt | Apr 18, 2011 | band that you're not listening to, chick corea, gary burton, jazz, Uncategorized
This week the “band” I’ve selected is just a duo, and they rarely play together, but the music they make is so incredible it has to be shared. Chick Corea is one of the greatest jazz pianists of all time, and Gary Burton is hand down THE greatest...
by funnymatt | Apr 14, 2011 | food, hypocrisy, Uncategorized, vegans
I love hypocrites, simply because it’s so fun to see them squirm when they get caught. Dante places them in the 8th Circle of Hell in his Inferno, and I hope the perpetrators of this end up roasting there with some juicy hamburgers. Mmmm, hamburgers. Loaded with...
by funnymatt | Apr 14, 2011 | language, Uncategorized
I just read this article about how there is a language in Mexico that is spoken by only two persons, and they refuse to talk to each other. Call me a cultural elitist, but I find losing a language to be no big loss to the world. If no one can understand it anyway,...
