by funnymatt | Jun 24, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’d rather be sworn in with The Devil’s Dictionary.Don’t mess with this guy. Those people that got messed up by chimps should have tried that.OK- most of these are good quotes, but nothing from Pulp Fiction? Airplane? Blazing Saddles? Freaks? You...
by funnymatt | Jun 8, 2005 | Uncategorized
This guy has to be employee of the month.
by funnymatt | Jun 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Well, since AOL is deciding to reject a message I was sending to one of their users, I’m just going to post the links here that I wanted him to...
by funnymatt | Jun 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Kickass- a new high score!
by funnymatt | Jun 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Only 4 more days until I go under the knife (and laser). Not that anyone cares, but this is my doctor. Not too shabby, eh? He did the same operation I’m getting to George Carlin back in the early 80s. So once I get my bionic ear, the HBO Specials can’t be...
by funnymatt | Jun 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m watching Monster right now, and it just struck me- how was it possible to make a movie with a scene where Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci make out and do it, and yet have it somehow not be hot?
