Archive: June 2004

June 30 2004

Who would have guessed- World Wrestling Entertainment teaming up with the League of Women’s Voters?

June 30 2004

Well, I’m an idiot- my friend Desiree is the official card dealer for the Ultimate Poker Babes and she invited me to a taping, and I didn’t go. I missed out on seeing a lot of flesh. What a retard.

June 23 2004

Well, I ate a half dozen donuts yesterday, and have come to the conclusion that the bar is superior to the twist. Not by much, but it is a little better. I felt like a gourmet this afternoon when I[…]

June 21 2004

I discovered yesterday that the Chocolate Bar at Winchell’s just may be better than the Chocolate Twist. I never would have tried one, but they only had one chocolate twist left, so I had to get that and two bars[…]

June 17 2004

OK, why did they have to name the gay guy Matt Walker? Read down to the review of “Out of Bounds” to see what I’m talking about.

June 14 2004

If you ever feel like you have no friends, just remember that guy. He was the definition of someone with no friends. Drop the chalupa. Duct tape is like the force– it has a light side, a dark side, and[…]

June 13 2004

While I rarely get serious on here, go check this out. Then go see this accurate depiction of the man occupying the White House.

June 9 2004

OK, lesson learned here– Zambians are fucked up. I’m sorry if I offend my large Zambian readership, but seriously- you guys are a mess. You might have Victoria Falls and the finals of the World’s Strongest Man contest to boast[…]

June 7 2004

While everyone is busy talking about how much they love Reagan, let’s not forget that along with being the worst president of my lifetime, he’s an adulterer who spent the country into the ground. I regret going along with my[…]

June 6 2004

Way to go, Bill Cosby I love this statement, “People putting their clothes on backward: Isn’t that a sign of something gone wrong?” Yeah, but “Jump” is still a kickass song. Oh, and we’re down to less than a week….

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