by funnymatt | Aug 24, 2011 | fright night, movie review, Uncategorized
Fright Night is what vampire movies should be- hot chicks, blood and guts, cool vampire death effects, explosions, fangs, and vampires that obey the rules we all know they have- like NOT WALKING AROUND DURING THE DAY WITH GLITTER ON. It’s a remake of a classic...
by funnymatt | Aug 24, 2011 | tv, Uncategorized
I’ve been watching a lot of Maude lately, because it comes on at a convenient time, it has a great theme song, and well, it holds up rather well considering it’s almost 40 years ago that it was made. Sadly, much of what was done then could NEVER be done on...
by funnymatt | Aug 22, 2011 | fat, Uncategorized
I saw this article today about a woman that is eschewing mirrors for a year, 6 months of which leads up to her wedding. Knowing that she will want to look her best as a bride, I’m willing to help- my offer will follow this brief excerpt: “I picked out my...
by funnymatt | Aug 14, 2011 | movie review, tabloid, Uncategorized
OK, a few weeks ago I saw the best movie of the year, and I’m just now writing about it. My love of all things Errol Morris is well documented, and he’s made not just the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, but some of the best movies I’ve ever...
by funnymatt | Aug 12, 2011 | raiders, sports, Uncategorized, videogames
By saying that I don’t mean that football sucks, or that the games suck, I mean that the league and its policies suck. Especially Roger Goodell (pictured), the commissioner and executive in charge of screwing over the fans at every opportunity. It’s 4 AM,...
