Category: movie review

January 29 2012

Welcome back to the Matty Awards, honoring excellence and crapitude in the world of film. If you haven’t read Parts 1 and 2, go read them and you can find out the eligibility requirements and see who won Hottest Chick[…]

January 28 2012

Welcome back to the 1st Annual Matty Awards! If you missed Part 1, you can read that here. If you’re curious about eligibility requirements for these awards, the click that link to go read Part 1. Or this one. Just[…]

January 26 2012

2011 was a good year for movies. Sure, attendance at theaters was down, but I saw more movies in 2011 than I’ve ever seen before. I wrote reviews of many of them on my website, which was largely because I[…]

January 20 2012

That’s probably what they should have called it, since I almost fell asleep a few times watching this muddy mess of a movie. (Yes, I like alliteration- deal with it). Things that were bad: the story, dialog, special effects, and[…]

October 29 2011

The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence is the sickest, crudest, most perverted, vile, disgusting thing ever pressed to DVD. And that’s truly the greatest compliment I can pay this movie. However disturbing you imagine it to be, it’s worse. Far[…]

September 17 2011

Bucky Larson– I’m almost at a loss for words when it comes to this steaming pile of garbage.  I expected it to be bad.  Very, very bad.  But even with my incredibly low expectations, I was astonished at just how[…]

September 10 2011

…is what I should be called for letting myself get talked into seeing Our Idiot Brother.  It’s a comedy of sorts that is basically devoid of humor.  Did you chuckle at the commercial or trailer?  If so, you’ve seen the only funny[…]

August 24 2011

Fright Night is what vampire movies should be- hot chicks, blood and guts, cool vampire death effects, explosions, fangs, and vampires that obey the rules we all know they have- like NOT WALKING AROUND DURING THE DAY WITH GLITTER ON[…]

August 14 2011

OK, a few weeks ago I saw the best movie of the year, and I’m just now writing about it. My love of all things Errol Morris is well documented, and he’s made not just the best documentaries I’ve ever[…]

August 7 2011

That title could also be Cowboys and Clichés. Actually, Clichés and Clichés would be the most accurate. I was excited to see Cowboys and Aliens, but it made me realize that not every cool comic book should be made into[…]

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