by funnymatt | Apr 19, 2011 | shows, stand-up, Uncategorized
Tonight, come see me in Corona at Dempsy’s at 9 PM:511 N. Main St.Corona, CA 92880The place gets a stellar 2 star rating on Yelp.com, and really, how can you pass that opportunity up? Here’s a quote from Yelp user Bryce C:Most of the people that show up...
by funnymatt | Apr 18, 2011 | band that you're not listening to, chick corea, gary burton, jazz, Uncategorized
This week the “band” I’ve selected is just a duo, and they rarely play together, but the music they make is so incredible it has to be shared. Chick Corea is one of the greatest jazz pianists of all time, and Gary Burton is hand down THE greatest...
by funnymatt | Apr 14, 2011 | food, hypocrisy, Uncategorized, vegans
I love hypocrites, simply because it’s so fun to see them squirm when they get caught. Dante places them in the 8th Circle of Hell in his Inferno, and I hope the perpetrators of this end up roasting there with some juicy hamburgers. Mmmm, hamburgers. Loaded with...
by funnymatt | Apr 14, 2011 | language, Uncategorized
I just read this article about how there is a language in Mexico that is spoken by only two persons, and they refuse to talk to each other. Call me a cultural elitist, but I find losing a language to be no big loss to the world. If no one can understand it anyway,...
by funnymatt | Apr 11, 2011 | comedians, sam kinison, Uncategorized
Sam Kinison died 19 years ago yesterday, and the world lost one of the greatest stand-up comedians to ever grace the stage. I never met the man, and wasn’t quite old enough to get to see him perform live, but I loved his HBO Specials, appearances on Letterman,...