by funnymatt | Aug 8, 2011 | athletes, competitive eating, ifoce, sports, Takeru Kobayashi, Uncategorized
Babe Ruth. OJ Simpson. Jesse Owens. Takeru Kobayashi. Michael Spitz. All of these are great athletes, but one is not like the others. OJ Simpson, he’s locked up. Each of these athletes had a period of dominance that was unparalleled in their sport, and became an...
by funnymatt | Aug 7, 2011 | cowboys and aliens, movie review, Uncategorized
That title could also be Cowboys and Clichés. Actually, Clichés and Clichés would be the most accurate. I was excited to see Cowboys and Aliens, but it made me realize that not every cool comic book should be made into a movie. It plays out as if they didn’t...
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | matt walker, twitter, Uncategorized
I decided to add every Matt (and Matthew) Walker I could find on Twitter, since we share the same name. We have some famous people that are also Matt Walkers, including an NHL player, a drummer that played with the Smashing Pumpkins and Filter, and a cricket player...
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | sting, Uncategorized
Well, if these persons were smart they probably would have paid their child support to begin with. The added sting of the realization that they weren’t getting tickets makes this even better than if they had been swarmed as soon as they showed up.
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | rant, Uncategorized
Here’s a quick rant, so you should probably read this in an Andy Rooney voice. Though the persons at whom it is directed probably won’t know what an Andy Rooney voice sounds like, and I refuse to start it by saying, “Did you ever notice…”...
