Underworld: The Cure for Insomnia

That’s probably what they should have called it, since I almost fell asleep a few times watching this muddy mess of a movie. (Yes, I like alliteration- deal with it). Things that were bad: the story, dialog, special effects, and 3D effects. Things that were...

Hey Shorty

This position probably won’t last- but it’s nice to see.If you want to do me a solid (as in favor, not bowel movement), then tweet the following:”I nominate @funnymatt for a Shorty Award in #comedian because…”This is probably self...

Happy Holidays!

The holiday season is upon us, so allow me to wish you a very happy: AmaterasuBeiweBrumaliaChawmosChristmasDeygānDōngzhìFestivusGoruHanukkahHogmanayInti RaymiJunkanooKarachunKoledaLá an DreoilínLenæaLohriLuciaMakara SankrantiMaruaroa o TakuruaMeán...