by matt | Jul 14, 2011 | freaks, snake, Uncategorized
Everyone who knows me knows about my love of freaks. Nature’s mistakes, mutant creatures are quite simply awesome. This albino two headed California Kingsnake is on display at a zoo in Yalta. It’s so cool it makes me want to go just to see it in person....
by matt | Jul 14, 2011 | movie review, transformers, Uncategorized
I’ve only walked out on two movies in my lifetime- the first was Spike Lee’s Crooklyn, which until Tuesday night was the worst film I’d ever seen (most of) in a theater. Now I can unequivocally state that Transformers: Dark of the Moon has replaced...
by matt | Jul 10, 2011 | horrible bosses, movie review, Uncategorized
Stop the presses- the most improbable news story of the year has to be that not one, but two, that’s right two extremely funny movies have been made this year starring cast members from Saturday Night Live. That show is so devoid of humor I don’t know how...
by matt | Jul 8, 2011 | monkey, Uncategorized
They were right! First gays start getting married, and now monkeys are doing it. Monkey see homo, monkey do homo. Well, not *DO* homo, but see what this has caused? It’s a good time to be a monkey divorce lawyer, your business is about to boom!What’s that?...
by matt | Jul 8, 2011 | movie review, troll hunter, Uncategorized
Trooooolllllllllllll! That’s the most memorable line from one of the best movies I’ve seen all year. Troll Hunter, or Trolljegeren in the original Norweigan, is a fun flick from the first frame to the last. It uses the Blair Witch formula, where students...
