by funnymatt | Jan 29, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
Welcome back to the Matty Awards, honoring excellence and crapitude in the world of film. If you haven’t read Parts 1 and 2, go read them and you can find out the eligibility requirements and see who won Hottest Chick and Guy I Most Want to Punch in the Face....
by funnymatt | Jan 28, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
Welcome back to the 1st Annual Matty Awards! If you missed Part 1, you can read that here. If you’re curious about eligibility requirements for these awards, the click that link to go read Part 1. Or this one. Just go read Part 1, OK?Now, without further ado,...
by funnymatt | Jan 26, 2012 | matty awards, movie review, Uncategorized
2011 was a good year for movies. Sure, attendance at theaters was down, but I saw more movies in 2011 than I’ve ever seen before. I wrote reviews of many of them on my website, which was largely because I like writing mean things about celebrities I find...
by funnymatt | Jan 20, 2012 | movie review, Uncategorized, underworld
That’s probably what they should have called it, since I almost fell asleep a few times watching this muddy mess of a movie. (Yes, I like alliteration- deal with it). Things that were bad: the story, dialog, special effects, and 3D effects. Things that were...
by funnymatt | Oct 29, 2011 | human centipede 2, movie review, Uncategorized
The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence is the sickest, crudest, most perverted, vile, disgusting thing ever pressed to DVD. And that’s truly the greatest compliment I can pay this movie. However disturbing you imagine it to be, it’s worse. Far, far, far...
by funnymatt | Sep 17, 2011 | bucky larson, movie review, Uncategorized
Bucky Larson- I’m almost at a loss for words when it comes to this steaming pile of garbage. I expected it to be bad. Very, very bad. But even with my incredibly low expectations, I was astonished at just how bad it was. This movie is so...
