by funnymatt | May 23, 2011 | charles barkley, rapture, Uncategorized
Yes, we’re still here. This snafu couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of douchebags. Too bad the Family Radio group didn’t all off themselves this weekend, which would rid us of a huge group of homophobic asshats. At least Charles Barkley gets...
by funnymatt | May 20, 2011 | abortion, onion, Uncategorized
While the Onion article entitled Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex is funny in of itself, the reaction to it is even better. One would think that these idiots would realize that it’s satire, but I’m convinced that they don’t even know...
by funnymatt | May 19, 2011 | hunger strike, Uncategorized
…about your stupid kids that were giant dumbasses who thought it was a good idea to go hiking in Iran. Have your hunger strike, I’ll be eating burgers and donuts.MINNEAPOLIS — The mothers of two Americans held in Iran for nearly two years said they are...
by funnymatt | May 17, 2011 | Uncategorized, videogames
This is the reason I won’t be playing LA Noire tonight. What can brown do for me? Apparently make me more productive today, since I won’t be playing the game I’ve been salivating over for months. Fix your stupid airplanes, my videogaming pleasure...
by funnymatt | May 17, 2011 | redheads, Uncategorized
I’ve always heard that the Kiwis are good people, but if they’re hunting down redheads, I’m not so sure about that. They must really like that MIA video where she shows redheads being rounded up and put in a concentration camp, then being killed for...
by funnymatt | May 16, 2011 | dancing, Uncategorized
This kid is awesome. I only wish I had moves that good.
