That’s what you’ll hear cried all across the state of Alaska when chopping down the trees necessary to release Sarah Palin’s e-mails from her time as governor of Alaska. Because, you know, it’s not like these messages originated electronically, or[…]
Archive: June 2011
June
6
2011
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June
6
2011
Stock market investors are morons
- LOCATED IN apple, stock, Uncategorized
The people that are super excited about the IPO of Linked-In are probably the ones that have pumped up Apple stock to the point where it’s worth more than Microsoft and Intel combined. Never mind the fact that they generate[…]
June
3
2011
I saw X-Men: First Class tonight, and for some reason all the discussions of mutant genes and the letter X reminded me of a series of books I loved when I was a teenager. They focused on a man named[…]
June
2
2011
If- or rather, when, something bad happens to this family at sea, it will not be a tragedy, and I really hope we don’t waste the time of our rescue crews and/or military. I predict a capsizing or two, perhaps[…]
June
2
2011
What a bunch of jackasses
- LOCATED IN politics, tv, Uncategorized
How is Ben Shapiro complaining about the content of Sesame Street when he’s is among the gayest pundits I’ve ever seen on TV? Seriously, he makes George Takei look straight. This panel doesn’t seem to understand that the reason Hollywood[…]
June
2
2011
Only if you paid me to…
- LOCATED IN amazon, lady gaga, music, Uncategorized
For quite some time I’ve thought of most new music as crap to which I would never listen. I know that makes me sound like my father, but we all get to that point eventually. More than once I’ve said[…]
June
1
2011
Mmmm, French Fries
- LOCATED IN food, Uncategorized
I love French Fries. (Image originally found here.)
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