by funnymatt | Aug 22, 2011 | fat, Uncategorized
I saw this article today about a woman that is eschewing mirrors for a year, 6 months of which leads up to her wedding. Knowing that she will want to look her best as a bride, I’m willing to help- my offer will follow this brief excerpt: “I picked out my...
by funnymatt | Aug 14, 2011 | movie review, tabloid, Uncategorized
OK, a few weeks ago I saw the best movie of the year, and I’m just now writing about it. My love of all things Errol Morris is well documented, and he’s made not just the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, but some of the best movies I’ve ever...
by funnymatt | Aug 12, 2011 | raiders, sports, Uncategorized, videogames
By saying that I don’t mean that football sucks, or that the games suck, I mean that the league and its policies suck. Especially Roger Goodell (pictured), the commissioner and executive in charge of screwing over the fans at every opportunity. It’s 4 AM,...
by funnymatt | Aug 8, 2011 | athletes, competitive eating, ifoce, sports, Takeru Kobayashi, Uncategorized
Babe Ruth. OJ Simpson. Jesse Owens. Takeru Kobayashi. Michael Spitz. All of these are great athletes, but one is not like the others. OJ Simpson, he’s locked up. Each of these athletes had a period of dominance that was unparalleled in their sport, and became an...
by funnymatt | Aug 7, 2011 | cowboys and aliens, movie review, Uncategorized
That title could also be Cowboys and Clichés. Actually, Clichés and Clichés would be the most accurate. I was excited to see Cowboys and Aliens, but it made me realize that not every cool comic book should be made into a movie. It plays out as if they didn’t...
by funnymatt | Aug 5, 2011 | matt walker, twitter, Uncategorized
I decided to add every Matt (and Matthew) Walker I could find on Twitter, since we share the same name. We have some famous people that are also Matt Walkers, including an NHL player, a drummer that played with the Smashing Pumpkins and Filter, and a cricket player...
