Zayn Malik is Going to Get Stabbed

If you don’t know who Zayn Malik is, I envy you. He’s the pretty boy in the craptastic British boy band called One Direction. If you would have told me 5 years ago that I would know all the names of the members of a boy band in 2012, I would have smacked...

End Laundry Segregation!

I saw this commercial today, and really, they should just say “End Laundry Segregation!”  That’s what comes to mind when they imply that you no longer need to separate whites and colors. I believe in laundry equality, and always wash things...

Save Your Prayers

I’m about to head out to take my mom to the hospital for a mastectomy. Don’t worry, I’m confident she’s going to be OK. Thankfully, with Kaiser insurance, the cost for today’s surgery is $10. Yes, you read that right- it’s ten...