Because if you do, you should tell Owen Wilson. It’s disturbing to stare at his crooked schnoz blown up to 5 feet on a movie screen for an hour and a half. This is a review (of sorts) of Midnight[…]
Archive: May 2011
As a comedian, I often do shows that are either preceded or followed by karaoke. (Luckily, I have yet to do one that runs concurrently to karaoke singing, but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised to be asked to do so.)[…]
RIP Gil Scott-Heron
- LOCATED IN music, Uncategorized
Gil Scott-Heron is considered the godfather of rap music, and I was saddened to hear that he passed away today. Here’s his epic The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. This is so good, it almost makes me hate whitey. Maybe[…]
Published Photo
- LOCATED IN art, Uncategorized
The guys over at Melrose and Fairfax published this photo that I took while driving on the 101 the other day. Go check out their blog to learn who the artists are that did this, and you’ll also see a[…]
No one can possibly be surprised by this anymore- from MSNBC: Lance Armstrong’s former teammate, Tyler Hamilton, says Armstrong and other team leaders encouraged, promoted and took part in a doping program in an effort to win the Tour de[…]
Old Blog Posts
- LOCATED IN blog, Uncategorized
I just imported my archive of old blog posts, so if you ever feel like seeing what the hell I was thinking about in 2003, now you can. You’ll probably mostly find a bunch of broken links and missing images[…]
Dumb People are Always Entertaining
- LOCATED IN abortion, onion, Uncategorized
While the Onion article entitled Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex is funny in of itself, the reaction to it is even better. One would think that these idiots would realize that it’s satire, but I’m convinced that they don’t[…]
Nobody Cares…
- LOCATED IN hunger strike, Uncategorized
…about your stupid kids that were giant dumbasses who thought it was a good idea to go hiking in Iran. Have your hunger strike, I’ll be eating burgers and donuts. MINNEAPOLIS — The mothers of two Americans held in Iran[…]
Bite me, UPS
- LOCATED IN Uncategorized, videogames
This is the reason I won’t be playing LA Noire tonight. What can brown do for me? Apparently make me more productive today, since I won’t be playing the game I’ve been salivating over for months. Fix your stupid airplanes[…]
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