by funnymatt | Mar 31, 2012 | shorty awards, twitter, Uncategorized
…allow me to explain what the hell it is I do with my Twitter feed. I really won’t blame you for a) wondering just what the hell it is I’m tweeting, or b) unfollowing because it is of little to no interest to you. Here’s a quick overview of my...
by funnymatt | Mar 30, 2012 | amazon, Uncategorized, videogames
I mean, in a traditional retail location, there’s no way such a deep discount could be given, right? And of course such a staggering discount deserves a special e-mail to alert me to this great deal.Well played Amazon, well played.
by funnymatt | Mar 29, 2012 | shorty awards, Uncategorized
By now, if you’re bothering to read this you should know that I won the 2012 Shorty Award for the #comedian category. It was a great excuse to visit New York City where I had a great time. In the same category as me were Jim Norton, one of the best comedians...
by funnymatt | Mar 24, 2012 | Uncategorized
Look for a car with decorations like this.
by funnymatt | Mar 17, 2012 | strippers, Uncategorized
Now that’s clearly a top notch organization. No chance of catching anything from them I’m sure.
by funnymatt | Feb 22, 2012 | abortion, advice, Uncategorized
Since I have developed a “fan base” of adolescents and young adults, I’m going to try to influence them. This post is the first in a series with advice I’ll be giving about things that will help make their lives better. If you’re over 25,...
