I just saw this poor kid featured on Ripley’s Believe it or Not. That’s the most frightening thing I’ve seen in a long time. Last night there was a guy at the show who had an amazing talent- he’s some sort of idiot-savant where his talent is that he knows the birthday of any celebrity you mention. He even knew David Soul! Not only that, he was drinking beer, which means he’s now my favorite retard. I didn’t even know it was legal to serve retards beer- it just seems like there’s something wrong with that, although, why shouldn’t we let them drink? It’s not like impaired judgment is really a worry. I think Phil will be at the show again, so come on out some Tuesday and see his amazing talent!