If you’re at a venue to watch a friend do comedy, it’s usually a good thing when you find out that it’s a bikini bar.   When these are the bartenders, however, you may find yourself wishing they would put some clothes on.

Then when the first comic of the night leads off with one of my jokes, it’s probably a sign that the show isn’t going to be the best one I’ve seen…except for the fabulous Kris Lezetc.  Yes, she’s sitting next to me and made me write that.  Now she’s punching me in the face.  I’m pretty sure that if I were to call the police it wouldn’t be the first time they were here today.